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Allie, 21. I blog a lot of random stuff. I'm loving life. I like One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Hunger Games, HP, etc. I also blog lovey dovey posts and funny shit. I like to laugh! Hit that little follow button and make my day!

danimilli:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

awkwardsituationist:

high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

cinderellaseyess:

HAHAHAHAHAHA <3

super man belt buckle

super man belt buckle

k4tdaley:

qreyfeather:

prettyboyfood:

Follow for more food!

I think I just jizzed my pants. Holy fuuuck.

MY 2 favorite foods in one! Wuttt

i think i need this

k4tdaley:

qreyfeather:

prettyboyfood:

Follow for more food!

I think I just jizzed my pants. Holy fuuuck.

MY 2 favorite foods in one! Wuttt

i think i need this

Laptop: *low battery*
Phone: *low battery*
Me: gotta go upstairs, my phone and laptop just hit low battery at the same time
My dad: wow you've got your electronics on the same cycle?

i love him

alohomoralarry:

doctortomlinwho:

the-stylinson-couple:

stylinpixie:

I kissed Niall Horan naked because we were drunk.
Sounds about right.

I sang with Harry Styles naked then he told me he was gay
Oh the accuracy 

I sang with Louis Tomlinson naked with a spoon
interesting

I showered with Zayn Malik at a gay bar and he married me
We’re divorced now but Liam still hates me

I licked Zayn Malik naked and we lived happily ever after.
hmm not too shabby

alohomoralarry:

doctortomlinwho:

the-stylinson-couple:

stylinpixie:

I kissed Niall Horan naked because we were drunk.

Sounds about right.

I sang with Harry Styles naked then he told me he was gay

Oh the accuracy 

I sang with Louis Tomlinson naked with a spoon

interesting

I showered with Zayn Malik at a gay bar and he married me

We’re divorced now but Liam still hates me

I licked Zayn Malik naked and we lived happily ever after.

hmm not too shabby

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

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we are too damn smart

theobsidian-rinzilla:

japh-rost:

feferipixies:

internetfeet:

ccrayon:

Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..

Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED

THIS MAN

THIRD TIME REBLOGGING

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN
24601% DONE
24601

i&#8217;m a terrible person. i had to google it. thanks, urban dictionary

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN

24601% DONE

24601

i’m a terrible person. i had to google it. thanks, urban dictionary