Allie, 21. I blog a lot of random stuff. I'm loving life. I like One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Hunger Games, HP, etc. I also blog lovey dovey posts and funny shit. I like to laugh! Hit that little follow button and make my day!
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
super man belt buckle
Laptop: *low battery*
Phone: *low battery*
Me: gotta go upstairs, my phone and laptop just hit low battery at the same time
My dad: wow you've got your electronics on the same cycle?
I kissed Niall Horan naked because we were drunk.
Sounds about right.
I sang with Harry Styles naked then he told me he was gay
Oh the accuracy
I sang with Louis Tomlinson naked with a spoon
I showered with Zayn Malik at a gay bar and he married me
We’re divorced now but Liam still hates me
I licked Zayn Malik naked and we lived happily ever after.
hmm not too shabby
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
we are too damn smart
Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..
Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THIRD TIME REBLOGGING
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
OH MY GOD AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU JUST PICKED A RANDOM NUMBER FOR THE PERCENT BUT THEN I LOOKED AGAIN
i’m a terrible person. i had to google it. thanks,